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Uuuuuuuuuugghhh. That's how this movie made me feel. Bored, frustrated and completely unsatisfied. The whole movie consisted of two people obsessing over old letters written by relatives many generations back, trying to figure out this big 'mystery,' which you could care less about 20 minutes into the movie. Whoo! That sounds like more fun then a barrell of drunk monkeys.

I spent the entire hour and forty minutes painfully waiting for Gwyneth and Aaron to just have some mad monkey sex. Is that really too much to ask? I think not! The whole movie builds up to it...builds up to it...builds up to it...and they finally have some stupid excuse to make them sleep in the same bed...and they kiss...and you're so happy that you're finally getting to the god damn sex (because it's really the only reason you're still watching the movie) but.......nooooooooooooooooo! Denied! I think we'll just turn this into a fucked up drama and take out all the good parts. Yay! There is no sex scene. What. The. Fuck. It's like this one big hour and forty minute joke with no punchline.

All I have to say is...I should have realized at the beginning that the fact that my friend and I were the only people in the theater was a sign...

Possession

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Gwyneth Paltrow, Aaron Eckhart

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